March 28, 2012
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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men’s work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads……Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
CletusHehe – sorry no time to post anything of my own, but my Tennessee father in law sent me this so I thought I would share. I wonder if I was meant to be a southern belle.
Comments (32)
LOL thanks for the laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOgUIvxUJkY
hahahahaha…now that is what i call and “out house”!
Oh my lol
Absolutely PRICELESS!!! My sides now hurt!! My Mother was from Texas. She still had a bit of a twang in her speech and some how that passed over to me. When I get under stress there is apparently a southern belle living inside me that sneaks out and takes over. She has talked me out of traffic tickets, calmed down irrate customers, etc. I suppose the fact that I blush at the drop of a hat helps. But I do declare I have a duel personality and none of my siblings do.
@buddy71 - - indeed!!
lol. I’ve heard that one before.
Haha, bubba and cletus… actually I have a cousin that goes by bubba.
@xplorrn - “Every where I go my beer is cold.” Mmm mmm mmm… Talk about innovative.
there seems to be a toilet theme today. i wonder how i can add to this.
haha, that’s hilarious!
LOL!
Security has become such a big issue down here that ya’al can hardly find any used commodes around anymore but crime is down plus home value are up.
hahaha
LMAO! Sadly, that isn’t far from the truth.
Now that is funny:):)
LOL That would work. especially around here.
@xXxlovelylollipop - Glad you enjoyed it!
@xplorrn - I want a high rise house on wheels! Oh, to dream!
@buddy71 - Glad you like it!
@SisterMae - Hehe
@MzSilver - Haha! Glad you liked it! I can see a Southern Belle in you, too. Your mother must have shared that gene!
@Erika_Steele - Hehe, I thought it was funny! Glad you liked it!
@Thatslifekid - I always think of all those country songs, Bubba shot a jukebox, last night, said it played a sad song, and made him cry..
@promisesunshine - I hope you found a way to incorporate a toilet in your post! Toilet humor never fails!
Glad you liked it! @Grannys_Place - @godfatherofgreenbay - @catstemplar2 - @Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - @Megabyyte -
@vexations - Hahah! This made me giggle all week!
@Closure_Theory - I love Southern humor that I get from my in laws!
@karoline1982 - Are you in the south, too?
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