November 28, 2012
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Poor Romney
This is for @We_deny_everything. I am not a poet, but he is so down about Christmas ads that he misses politics. I am giving him both.
‘Twas the month post election
And all through the states
Not a voter was worried
About poor Romney’s disgrace.
The shoppers were strolling
Through the market with care
Imagine their shock
That drunken Romney was there!
“How are we today, friends?”
He said with a mumble
“The economy is in shambles”
He shouted, then stumbled.
Hair was disheveled
His clothing a mess
With a faint scent of urine
He wasn’t his best.
Atop of a counter
He suddenly climbed
Shouting warnings of doomsday
That weren’t far behind.
Security was called
The children all cried
When Mitt opened his trench coat
To show what was inside.
Tasers and handcuffs
A broken jug of rum
Was a warning to all politicians
Of what could become.
Children, heed this tale
Of sorrow and shame
Don’t be a politician,
Just look at McCain.
No offense to anybody! This post was inspired by the Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/filthy-mitt-romney-delivers-campaign-speech-to-aud,30522/?ref=auto
Comments (35)
Oh my goodness you made me giggle and almost snort coffee
hahaha , this is awesome
@SisterMae -I am no poet, but I had fun with this one! Glad you liked it
@voodoo_flower_child - Thanks!
This is great and Ty for sharing it.
Excellent!
McCain looks like an albino Grinch in that picture. Nice poem.
It is time to stop saying you’re not a poet. Too late for that. We do not want to abuse poor Mitt but — in Moscow the Russian Young Guard is protesting Mormons as a ‘totalitarian cult.’
LOL this was so amazing!!! Poor Mitt!
Also you see you can make both kinds of blogs in one, poetic/artsy one and political, that’s a whole new level
I love that Onion article. There was an actual photo of him walking around in a store and he looked awful. I need to find that now.
LMAO!
Some Republicans are looking worse after the election. They had the right year to win, but the wrong candidate. lol
Jay Leno had a field day with Mitt.
The Republicans are making him their scape goat for the losses they suffered. But I saw on the news he’s having a meeting with Obama today, a private luncheon.
@Grannys_Place - ha! Glad you liked it!
@HappierHeathen - I’m all over the holiday cheer!
@amateurprose -McCain is scary here, isn’t he?
@we_deny_everything - You mean it isn’t an FBI front?
@xXxlovelylollipop - You are the sweetest friend ever!
@godfatherofgreenbay - The Onion is my homepage
@ShimmerBodyCream - Im just feeling cheery!
@ANVRSADDAY - I honestly had quit following it, but that article was so funny I had to share it!
@hombre_de_la_mancha - Think they will be friends again?
thats pretty funny
@BoulderChristina - Somebody’s gotta be taking care of it because I’m surely not! Maybe it’s creeping westward and will get here soon?
@heckels -Hehe
@HappierHeathen - I predict it will hit your area by Saturday!
Ha ha. Well done. It gave me a chuckle.
I saw that headline and giggled. Way to find inspiration!
Mitt Romney is my hero. And so are Mormons!!!
hi.
isn’t that what romney would do now in colorado?!? high…
nice job bc… now let’s hear the rap version….
Poor Romney.
This was AFTER the election?
I really laughed out loud on this one. So very funny. And smelt of urine….
This was cute, thanks for sharing.
LOL!!! This is Onion worthy for sure